Weymouth v Cambridge
22nd October 2005
Style: Rocky Pop
After only just a minute -
Weymouth forced Howie into a save
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
And they knew that they could win it -
with this pressure we were bound to cave
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
And then they scored the first goal of match -
Oh you could say it was unorthodox - ba ba ba!
'cos when Scott Howie dropped a simple catch -
it was tapped home in the six yard box
(oh it was tapped home in the six yard box)
We should have pushed forward -
we should have tried to attack
We should have flippin' scored
But we just sat back...oh yeah we just sat back.
The next bit of action
was a long shot by Parys Okai
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
It forced a reaction
cause the keeper had to make save
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
Photo: Chris Vessey
We equalised and it was one goal a piece
We were surprised by the Cambridge police - ba ba ba!
'cos from the way they removed Will from the game,
you would of thought that he was Saddam Hussain
(yeah - would of thought that he was Saddam Hussain)
Time left was near nowt,
The half coming to an end,
Weymouth scored from 1 yard out,
U's!... Learn how to defend!
(Oh, please learn how to defend!)
So we were 2-1 down,
As it stood - out of the FA Cup
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
Oh how Lightyear did frown,
yet no change to the Cambridge line-up.
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
Onibuje and Chick both gave us a moose,
But still our deficit did not reduce - ba ba ba!
We needed a spark, to sought that gola,
So on the hour mark we bought on Fola
(Oh on the hour mark we bought on Fola!)
Photo: Chris Vessey
It wasn't enough,
As the full-time whistle neared,
and when the ref blow up
Then the home fans cheered
(Yes, then the home fans cheered)
We had a bucket collection
so they could go and stay overnight
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
A game of perfection was forecast,
if preparation was right.
doo doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
Oh we were left feeling disappointed -
lacked conviction and we lost the match - ba ba ba.
The performance was too disjointed -
causing friction with fans who gave cash
(yeah - causing friction with fans who gave cash)
There's no cause to disagree -
that on the day Weymouth were best
doo doo doo doo
But we lost financially -
now that they'll play Nottingham Forest.
doo doo doo doo
Oh the money would cleared our shortfall - da da da
that's what makes this game so god damn awful - da da da
I would rob a bank but it's unlawful -
To get the money that would clear our shortfall.
Oh the money would cleared our shortfall [Money money money]
that's what makes this game so god-damn awful [Money money money]
I would rob a bank but it's unlawful (rob a bank but it's unlawful)
To get the money that would clear our shortfall.