AQA
AQA is a text messaging service that claims to be able to answer any question you care to ask.
We asked them who Rob Newman looks like and got this response:
"Rob Newman looks like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family"
'No he doesn't' we protested! 'Try again' we urged...
This was their reply:
(and we're not making this up)
Rob Newman has quite a round, fat head, with a lower jaw that seems too big for his face.
So far so good! But they went on... AQA thinks he looks like King Kong. Or maybe Jerome Flynn.
Quite insulting wouldn't you say?
There's more...
We replied: Would you agree that Rob Newman looks like Buzz Lightyear?
And their response:
AQA agrees. Rob Newman does bear a striking similarity to Buzz Lightyear.
Sadly, Rob Newman is not lucky enough to have the spring-loaded wings.
And that was the end of that - considering they charge £1 per answer...